She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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