So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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