No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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