I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
foreskin is a definite game changer
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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