She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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