he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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