in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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