I can tuck mytits in my pants
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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