Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
