He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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