Dual....:-)
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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