His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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