and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
it glows. i had to have it.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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