I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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