David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
