yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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