You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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