He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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