You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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