this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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