Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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