Who did Billy Mays play for?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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