Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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