Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
Randomize
