I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It's official drugs can't kill me
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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