no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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