I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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