I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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