Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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