Midget sex pt 2 tonight
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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