can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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