Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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