Dual....:-)
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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