I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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