i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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