If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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