Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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