i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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