Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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