i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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