She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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