STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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