i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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