Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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