This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize
