I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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