College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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