So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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