My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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