oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
