he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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