Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
There's even glitter on my cock...
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