the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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