Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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